Hog Warts

A sexually transmitted infection you catch from having unprotected sex with a really fat person.

Ryan: Yo Shawn! you totally won fattest fuck Friday!
Shawn: yeah but I didn't wear a rugger and she gave me Hog Warts!

by Huge_Hog_69 January 29, 2025

Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019

Flesh Hog

A creature dwelling in the nether regions of men.

Jimmy: Ay Timmy, gonna go skin the ol' flesh hog
Timmy: I didn't need to know that, brother
Jimmy: Yeah buddy

by HarBak November 13, 2022

Joint hogging

The act of holding onto a joint way too long, puffing it multiple times, and refusing to pass it around the circle.

Minimum of 3 hits in a row or keeping it for over 1 minute qualifies an individual to be a jointhogger.

Yo Noddy pass the Joint already, you’re joint hogging again!Fuckin Drugger is a Shaolin smoker.

by NotsoA September 8, 2025

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025

hog line

1. the line of hefty women up against the wall at a club/bar

2. a line-dance made up of unattractive people

"Man, the hog line is blocking the guys bathroom again, i wonder if they do that on purpose?"

by learnyousomething February 25, 2010

Hog Leg

A huge turd!

You should have seen thst damned hog leg I just left in that shitter!
Never flush a hog leg. Thaose trophies should be enjoyed.

by Oldrubberlips April 23, 2021