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Shrek Hands

When you put your hands in your pants as if you were digging for treasure, then you itch your balls and slide your hands between your Gooch, and when you take your hands out they are sweaty, sticky, and smelly from the Vietnam war zone they've just been in.
James has hella "Shrek Hands".

Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.

James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.
by TheGoochThatStoleChristmas December 15, 2018
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Flirt Hand

A hand motion that signifies to someone of the opposite sex (or of the same sex depending on your sexual preference) that you are interested in them.
girl: omg, did you see that hot guy.

best friend: omg, total hottay. i asked to take a picture with him and he used flirt hands.

girl: so lucky, you bitch!
by WaZUp NigGgggsssssssS1347 January 18, 2011
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change hand

The way your hand smells after handling coins.
Damn, I just paid the toll and now I've got change hand.
by masterchicken August 12, 2006
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Hand Traffic

when two, or more people reach for the same object simultaneously.
Two females with untamed hair reach for the last jar of styling mousse and thus creating Hand Traffic
by Artemis T. Psycho June 14, 2009
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toss hands

a fight in which two white ghetto trash kids get offended by the other
alright alusha, you wanna toss hands?
by white firecracker April 20, 2017
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Casino Hands

Casino Hands: A term used to showcase to one's pet dog that the owner has no more food in their hands. It is performed by clapping the hands together and then separating them and giving the hands a quick shake. Exactly how a casino dealer performs this before switching off to a co-worker to prove that nothing is left in their hands.
"Man Sara, Duke is so damn crazy about food that he won't stop begging me for mine until I do the casino hands!"
"Brewer!! I just did casino hands! You know that Momma has no more food!"
"Jake I know you're hungry after your workout but damn! You're acting like my dog does until I do the casino hands. Bring a snack next time!"
by ShakinBaby January 27, 2018
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Sandwich Hands

When you have sandwich residue (sauce, seasoning, stickiness) on your hands during or after eating a sandwich.
I wasn't able to greet him due to my sandwich hands.
I couldn't use my keyboard due to my sandwich hands.
by Falcohol April 23, 2016
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