Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava

Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!

by 7ncvz December 9, 2024

Toone goon

Folk lore creature of a small Tennessee town , living legend , and.

type of goon found in small towns affected by velsicol chemical corporation Memphis Tennessee

Have you ever seen the toone goon? He stay in the bushes

by Vataloca92 April 21, 2022

Goon

Goon means a person is a thug or a shootta they love to kill people

Shut the fuck up before I get them goons on ya bitch ass

by Prettybootygirl May 20, 2019

Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator

Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?

by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025

Goon-Goon Catch!

Goon-Goon Catch! Rules are simple, Duck Duck Goose; but your goal is to nut on someone "the catcher" and they have to "catch" the Gooner. You keep playing until you can't. Goon-Goon Catch is a popular game amongst friends, family, and even lovers of some sort.

Hey Braeden let's play some Goon-Goon Catch! with the boys later- Josh

I can't wait to play Goon-Goon Catch! - Prolly me or someone

by DanLuke12341 October 4, 2025

Moon gooning

When you and the boys go out at night, take payote and goon in the moonlight.

Friend One. Hey boys wanna go out and moon goon tonight?
Friend Two. Yeah I could go for some moon gooning tonight.

by Crankinghogsallnight December 23, 2023

Goon

Funny, goofy, weird person.

You’re such a goon😂

by ugoose June 12, 2022