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AP is an abbreviation for an Audemars Piguet; a brand of Swiss luxury watch. Preferably the iced out famous Royal Oak collection with the immediately recognizable hexagon design bezel secured by 8 gold screws. Made to order - please at Timepiece Perfection for approx $1,400,000 (with extra links cause I roll that way)
“...I got that juice...New AP (a reference to that Royal Oak timepiece)...she got that juice...she got that squeeze...ooh feel like a cooler...juice, blame it on my jeweler...” “Juice” by Yo Gotti
by GrandeAKBleu December 11, 2017
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Unity of apes

Unity of apes is not a group; it’s a religion. We are the ones who go ape time every full moon aka unleash our inner apes. We go into the woods everyday communicating and worshiping our god, Harambae for he is the chosen ape.
Uncultured swine: what religion are you?
Ape brother: I am apart of the unity of apes
by The ape man November 12, 2019
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fucking apes

The only phrase that can be put anywhere and make sense.
The toilet is broken again .. fucking apes!!
by Kmitt May 11, 2021
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Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
by Cate89 March 23, 2019
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AP Biochemistry

1. An AP (Advanced Placement) class in high school

2. A government-endorsed torture method that makes you want to drop out of high school
1. I picked AP Biochemistry for high school, hope it goes well

2. my brain has been turned into sauerkraut and i want to die
by Average High School Student December 8, 2021
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Ape

A woman with a perfect booty, and smells like bum.
She likes Sushi with Soy Sauce, and pretends to be a horse on main roads. When she sees a moped her heart races and she turns into a wolf then dances off into the dust to find her only love, raven.
is that the ape
yes it is ape.
ape ape ape ape
bub bub bub
by Zoe Sharp October 21, 2008
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aquatic ape

The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.
Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?

Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.
by Birth monkey April 2, 2023
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