Train of Text

When you are trying to text someone, but then get a text and lose your train of thought about what you were texting.
Why did you text me? I was trying to text and now I lost my train of text.
by DJ Idol December 09, 2008
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J-train

Wow, that J-train is huuuuge!
by Duuude5647 November 12, 2010
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The Train Conductor

When the female lays on the bed, legs open. And you start on the other side of the room naked and ready, take a run up, jump, and sail through the air with your dick aiming for the vagina. Then you conduct the train in and out of the station as neccesary.
'KRISTINA!!' Yes Tony? 'UPSTAIRS NOW I WANNA DO THE TRAIN CONDUCTOR.
by TeaBreakDave October 31, 2018
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train wreck

When running train on a girl, every guy has to finish somewhere on her body, leaving her a disgusting mess, just like a train wreck.
We ran train on this girl and we finished all over the place. It was a train wreck.
by tonyyyyy April 25, 2007
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train wreck

A woman whom is unattractive, fat and old and possesses the characteritics of a train wreck on her face in the form of moles, zits and imperfections.
After about 12 beers, Juan was totally into Maria, but the guys knew
that she was a train wreck and he would think the same too when he wote up with her the next morning.
by Dre April 07, 2005
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Mexican Train

Contrary to popular belief, this is not a card game, but rather a very slow lazy train that stops under every shade tree it can find for a nap.
My car should have been here weeks ago, but it was being carried on a mexican train.
by Sue_Ellen_Ewing August 19, 2012
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gravy train

A variation of the '69' sexual position. When the man is about to come, the woman shits on her partner's face. To be done properly, the woman should have diarrhea.
Nothin' like riding into the sunset on your lady with a little gravy train at the end!
by Senor Toady September 26, 2006
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