soap cum

the sticky residue that accrues on your soap when it has been left sitting in water overnight.

Awww man! I left the soap in the shower last night and now it's covered in soap cum!

by Geoff Conklin January 25, 2008

cum god

any man whom had completed the destroy dick december challenge. Essentially the peak of a human

Last week was the first week of my Cum God experience

by Cockblocklegend January 02, 2018

cum cloth

A rag used to wipe up cum after a sexual escapade. Depending on intensity and residue, the cum cloth can be made of something as delicate as microfiber cloth or a heavy weighing, ultra absorbent beach towel. Some prefer the cloth to be warm and wet.

"It's a heavy load, Meg, I'm gonna need a cum cloth."

"Oh, Larry."

Who needs a cum cloth? I drop my spunk in the cum dumpster... that's what she's there for anyway!

You know what, fleece blankets make excellent cum cloths.

by Aww Snap! March 03, 2010

cum brow

Cum brow: After getting a facial cum dries inbetween a girls eyebrows leaving her with a cumbrow

"Dude did you see her cum brow! It deyed her eyebrows white!"

by Matt Lemus May 08, 2008

cum-guzzler

One who cosumes large amounts of cum in there mouth

Jenni is a cum guzzler

by bob dole March 09, 2005

Cum Box

A box where you keep all your past loads.

Hey mom, have you seen my cum box?

by lunchboxes September 08, 2006

cum line

A sticky line of semen streching from the end of a male phallus to where ever his load landed.

She had a serious cum line swinging from the side of her mouth.

by shreddy99 May 18, 2006