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Steve

The most fucked up friend you'll ever have,he likes to sexually harass other boys and make sex noises out of nowhere,he doesn't have any sense of embarrassment where he can just scream in the middle of the road and scream to random people in the street,truly a mysterious and disgusting creature
Oh fuck, it's a Steve!!!,run for your life!
by the light to your ways November 27, 2021
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Situation Steve

Purposely taking things too literally and playing dumb about it. Then most often rage quitting.
We had a situation steve during last night’s destiny raid.
by Situation-Steve June 5, 2018
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Steve

Steve..the ugliest, most foul human being to walk onto this earth. His personality is almost as ugly as himself, he decides to treat anyone and everyone like hot steaming garbage. He cannot keep a person that loves him or even shows him an inch of respect. You will hang out with him for less than an hour and very much regret every choice you’ve made involving him. He chooses to be an abusive lifeless person and doesn’t let anyone stop him. You don’t even care anymore though.
Linda: So. How’s your husband doing?
Carrie: He’s just..being an absolute Steve.
by joslk June 25, 2020
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Steve

An incredibly strong block dude from Minecraft who isn’t human, and also one of the best characters in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Hi, Steve, how do you have 30000 pounds of iron in your pockets?
by Metroid > Zelda July 3, 2023
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Steve-Face

A face that The character Steve makes from the Children Nickelodeon show refered to as 'Blues Clues' has a episode in which Steven Rides up a Inmationated Elavator in which is completely fake and that nigga Be on Crack in which he has a face if hes staring at god in a creepy kind of way.
Have you seen that nigga MOAR KRABS he has a Steve-Face on him.
by hamheartagram July 7, 2010
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daddy steve

Daddy Steve touched my ass today.😫
by SteveFan123 July 24, 2022
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Steve

Steve loves the cold more than life itself. He loves a beer, cold of course! Even his soul is cold.
Steve loves the cold more than he loves his wife
by Astraaurelis February 23, 2021
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