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bird seed splatter

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when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look
Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.
by Major JMC July 5, 2006
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a word for a mans scrotum. seed is the sperm. sack is the ballbag.
i emptied my seed sack over her boat race
by longting September 1, 2013
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Seed Spreader

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Guy who has unprotected Sex with multiple girls (either at the same time or over a period of time) causing multiple births with different mothers. He may or may not be aware of the offspring. Also known as Johnny Seed Spreader
Sarah, you stay away from Josh he is a known Seed Spreader and has at least four babies and that's just the one's I know.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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When a male and/or males receive oral sex from an anonymous person's father, then proceed to buy plane tickets to Finland.
"Dude I'm tired of school, need to get off, and would like to travel, lets go speedo sailing
by Overdose of Tums January 12, 2011
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sped shed

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A sped shed is the Special Education classrooms, where the speds go. Its an extension to the insult "sped".
Friend: Yo you hear about the new girl?
You: No? What is it?
Friend: She's in the sped shed! For all her classes! LOL!
You: What's that?
Friend: Sped shed? It's the special ed classes!
by xQBGIV March 7, 2016
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Seed Surfer

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Person 1: Did your parents have a water bed before you were born?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Then your a seed surfer :D
by Efdfgggf May 14, 2011
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Seed scrape

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When you balls deep in some fruits and the seeds get caught scraping yo dick.
James yells* "HOLY FUCK MY SCROTUM"
Miles: "Dude what happened?"
James: "FUCKIN SEED SCRAPE MAN"
by watefruisdfbvourbvousvhouwf November 16, 2017
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