Soft Service

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.

"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."

by Teleutaia February 20, 2010

center soft

A penis that does not become fully erect or is fully dead

His dick was center soft and this caused the girl to masturbate herself.

by nene1234 April 21, 2021

Soft seen

Reacting to a message with an emoji rather than replying. Often considered less aggressive than leaving someone on seen.

I felt bad for Tom so I gave him a soft seen so I don't hurt his feelings.

by Terry Thinge December 22, 2022

soft clipper

The soft clipper's job is to curl frequencies and limit them.
Narnia approved.

"What a gay clipper" , "Tom! Did you ate your clipper? ", "You're such a soft clipper!"

by Willix ned member May 16, 2020

Soft landing

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.

John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.

by Life adventurer November 3, 2023

soft spoiling

a form of indirect spoiling; inexplicit divulging of certain plot points in a show, movie, book, etc

“ouu I remember this part…you’re really not gonna like it”

“bro quit soft spoiling!”

by youarenotmestopit December 5, 2021

Soft cunt

The weakest of the coke head group, stands sideways and you can't see him also stinks of piss

D.B you're a soft cunt and a skinny waste

by Biglad92 October 21, 2022