eskimo second-cousins

two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person

"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.

Dude...me too.

No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"

by kgodwins August 1, 2011

Northern Secondary School

Northern Secondary School, or Northern S.S is a school on Mt. Pleasant ave in toronto ontario! Merely a block from North Toronto C.I, Northern is a school with a much better range of courses (you can take ceramics wtf) clubs and of course kids! Usually thought of as sketchy cause all the kids sesh and the bathrooms smell like weed and there’s gum under all the desks and good luck finding a washroom without creepy writing, Northern is actually a fun school with a shit ton of kids (good luck remembering if Jake T or Jake S is in ur bio class or if Jake R is in ur chem class) most of the teachers are real chill and will like u if u put in some effort! all in all, although some people think northerners are sketchy drug dealers/drama kids, 98% of kids who go are actually your everyday entitled kids

Jessie: What school do you go to?
Lily: Northern Secondary School
Jessie: Sick brah

by ahahasarahaha October 11, 2018

Riverside Secondary School

not actually next to a river. somewhat labelled as the best school in woodlands but actually quite mediocre. only special for their iPads and apple pen. maybe to add on their "lgbt" theme for the 30th anniversary. remembering shanti countlessly saying the school spent half a million on the fake grass and then budget went to shit. has their own school dance too but lets be real you only do it if your friends are sibei onz. they should stop painting the walls too making the school look like a kindergarten. overall a meh school, teachers are okay but really we dont have any flavour except free yogurt/fruits on the healthy bites friday thingies if that still exists.

felicia: what secondary school are you from?
karen: riverside secondary school!
felicia: wheres that sia
karen: walao

by macamlolsia August 23, 2021

5 Seconds of Summer

Band members: Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings , Ashton Irwin and Michael Clifford started by posting YouTube videos of themselves doing covers. They gained more popularity when going on tour with One Direction. They started Sounds Live Feels Live tour shortly after their album Sounds Good Feels Good was released.

When you are reading a Wattpad fanfic and
someone says something about 5 Seconds of Summer:

Me: 5SOS af
Stupid Girl: What is 5SOS
5SOS fam 1: get outta here
5SOS fam 2: You didn't just say that
5SOS fam 3: Oh My Hemmo, what areyou doing with your life gurl...

by xoxo Meg July 23, 2016

second base

when u put ur hand down the shirt of ur lover and feel/squeeze their boob. or put ur hand down their pants and feel their vagina or dick, u can even give a hand job, or finger them. anything to make them kinky.

nick and i have been going out for 3 months and last night we got to second base. after dinner he walked me back to my place i let him in and showed him my bed room, we started kissing, and it got very intimate and steamy. we started to french kiss which is first base and then i took off my shirt and let him feel and kiss my breasts. i ripped of his shirt with my teeth and kissed his abs and licked evey single inch oh his chest starting with his neck, and gave him a hickey. it got steamy again and i cud feel him reach into my pants, i said i wasent ready for that, and he respected that, so we just felt eachother on top. but he said that he wudnt mind if i felt him up, so i did. and man did he have a stiffy. i didnt want him to go so we just dry humped, but man was it great. i also gave him a blowjob for coming back to my place

by i<3dickss August 22, 2011

Second Base

In relationship/sexual terminology, this is the Stage in dating where while making out, the couple strokes and touches one-another, by either feeling or massaging the breasts or butt, or even doing Both in Unison.

This can also be the stage of making love while still having cloths on.

"Today at lunch, Dan was bragging about him and Carly made it to Second Base. I was all like, 'ya, right'. Then, I Swear I saw Carly later with a Hicky."

by SMX February 8, 2013

five seconds of summer

5 Seconds of Summer (also known as 5SOS) are an Australian pop rock/pop band with pop punk elements.

Formed in Sydney in 2011, the band consists of Luke Hemmings (lead vocals, guitar), Michael Clifford (guitar, vocals), Calum Hood (bass guitar, vocals) and Ashton Irwin (drums, vocals). The group were originally YouTube celebrities, posting videos of themselves covering songs from various artists in 2011. From there, they gained a small following in 2012 after posting a series of cover versions of popular songs onto YouTube, then rose to international fame when One Direction invited them on their Take Me Home Tour.

The group have been referred to as a boy band in the media. In February 2014, they released "She Looks So Perfect" as their debut worldwide release. It topped the charts in Australia, New Zealand, Ireland and the United Kingdom. Their self-titled debut studio album was released in June 2014, which peaked #1 in 11 countries.

A.K.A the most amazing group of four Aussie's to ever be put together, and exist on this Earth.

((Defined by: Madelyn Paige Spragins)) (:

Five Seconds of Summer is an amazing band. With two kittens, a puppy & a kangaroo.c:

by sincerely_madelyn October 20, 2014