Darryl: it took a while but i finally got jessica to put out.
Sean: didn't you say she was on her rag this week?
Darryl: ya, i pulled a dusty rusty rose.
Sean: lol! that's nasty.
Sean: didn't you say she was on her rag this week?
Darryl: ya, i pulled a dusty rusty rose.
Sean: lol! that's nasty.
by acasha March 19, 2008
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I can't wait to get home and take a hot bath so i can clean my rusty tailhook., or, Brian is moving like he has a rusty tailhook slowing him down.
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Get the rustynail mug.A Rusty Hook is when you are wiping your arse and your finger accidentally rips through the toilet paper and you get a little bit of shit on your finger.
"Dude, I was just taking a shit and... When wiping my finger tore through the fucking toilet paper..."
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"Hear about Liam Iles? i heard he rusty swissed his sis"
"I heard he finished himself off!"
"Was the pig OK?"
"I heard he finished himself off!"
"Was the pig OK?"
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