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Cry me a river

To feel like you were getting close to someone and then you find something out about them that is deceitful.
He was so sweet and I bought it. Now I'm done. I see you. Don't be sad, it's your fault- go cry me a river.
by misstara007 January 4, 2022
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river

River is a person who you can never let go out of your life. she has the perfect body and the perfect smile and no matter what they do stick with them till you die. When river smiles she lights up the whole room for hours on end. She might have had a tough childhood and teen age years but cheer her up, help her forget about it and help her make more memories with her new friends. river is the type of person that you can trust your whole life with and she wouldn’t break it. people say that she is ugly and fat when she has the body everyone dreams of. River is the definition of perfect and instead of heather or Delilah you should get yourself a river. They were amazing, kind, beautiful, thoughtful, and did I mention beautiful. River is also a magnet to the boys ;) even the hottest boys and girls day ex her because she is worth it. All the boys and girls that break her heart is just another person on my list to beat tf out of. ily river and just know I’m always gonna be here for you <3
“I found myself a river!”

“omg you are so lucky! I wish I had a river they are smart beautiful and overall amazing!”
by khloegaines January 9, 2022
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Rivers

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.
"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers"
by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022
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Rivers (last name)

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.
"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers (last name)"
by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022
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River

River aka rivka. River is someone you meet through mutual friends that you both kinda hate, but he hates everyone so it’s okay. He’s a nice guy with long hair, but you always wonder if he actually washes it. He likes to stalk your Spotify but will not turn his on like a little tiny bitch. With river, you never know what he’s thinking, and you’re almost positive he has a secret life. He will be a decent Vice President, but nothing crazy. And his shoes are never tied ever.
Wow so that’s river of you!
by Moneycatcher May 26, 2022
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River Stan

Kids who Stan a gay pizza.
“Those dang river stand ate my organs.”
by River Stan June 5, 2022
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River Stan

A child who stands River Roberts. They suck.
by River Stan June 5, 2022
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