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Post Jerk Depression

That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man

post hockey season disorder 

after the last hockey games of the season players expirence extreme sadness and depression often until new season
man, I have post hockey season disorder right now I’m just gonna go home and cry

post-Spring Break Blues

Feelings of sadness and loss of motivation after returning from Spring Break festivities
"My doctor diagnosed me with post-Spring Break blues after I got back from my trip from Cabo last week. I just don't have the will to move on."

post yeh 

Its been a long day at work. I just wanna go home and post yeh
post yeh by Mr.postyeh March 14, 2019

post-zinger

Synonym for esprit de lescalier, the perfect witty reply a person thinks of after the opportunity to make it has passed.
"Crap, that post-zinger would have been a great zinger!"
post-zinger by Krill Mernshen June 11, 2019

Post Coital Coma

The feeling you get post orgasm that makes you feel that you are in a coma and cannot (or do not wish to) move. A total sense of satisfaction post sex.
I can't get out of bed at the moment as I'm in a post coital coma.
Post Coital Coma by FredAstair June 15, 2019