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Snack Porn

The obscene amount of snacks left out in the break room during the holidays at work.
There's some serious snack porn in the break room today -- cupcakes, chocolate pretzels, cookies, chips, cheese dip, crackers and popcorn.
by eatmorchickn December 30, 2011
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fart porn

A type of porn in which usually a female films herself spreading her ass cheeks apart and farting into the camera. Other forms can be of girls sitting on men’s or women’s faces and farting on them while they lick their assholes. Another form could be of a man or woman smelling the woman’s fart right out of her open asshole.
Guy1: “Hey man I watched some fart porn last night, and that shit made me cum so hard!”
Guy2: “I know right bro I love fart porn. It’s so sexy when a girl farts!”
by ejh123 May 18, 2019
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Depression Porn

Books, TV shows, Art and other things that showcase miserable people for the sake of making you feel better. Although you generally feel like shit while watching it, the end result is a feeling of slight elation at the knowledge of having a better life. It can also refer to content that is simply depressing for the sake of being so.
Neon Genesis Evangelion is total depression porn. All of the characters are unhappy and treated like shit
by GayMemeLord October 19, 2017
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Accidental Porn

When a person makes a seemingly innocent search on google images and somehow all the results are obscene images.
Dude 1:Dude, I searched Christmas on google to get some decoration ideas and all I got was a bunch of Santa porn.

Dude 2: Sounds like you found some good ol' Accidental Porn.
by LittleBroPeep December 14, 2010
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porn Hug

It's where when you hug someone you rub your hands up and down there back, subtly pulling them closer so your fronts are rubbing against each other. May or may not include grabbing their butt and pressing their crotch against yours.
"He didn't hug her, he porn hugged her."

or

Jaci: *porn hugs for everyone*
by Jaci or Lacy September 4, 2011
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not gay porn

porn that is not gay
wow thats some not gay porn
by BobaWanKenobi July 28, 2017
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nature porn

A term used to describe documentary footage of natural life or other phenonema which invariably grabs the viewer's attention and can be habit-forming, much like regular porn.
Person 1: Dylan is totally addicted to nature porn.

Person 2: I know, every time I go over there he makes me watch the scene from Planet Earth with the fungus that turns ants into zombies. It never gets old!
by PL4YL4 August 15, 2011
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