'I' poo

A large amount of time spent in the work place karzie on one's ' I Phone '
To:

1) either looking up grumble.

2) send the odd 20 or so text messages to a friend.

3) find art masterpieces and then transfer them to the walls of the porcelain throne in great detail.

4) or just to generaly waste time away from the evil eyes of the boss.

Geezer 1, 'whats dave doing in the thunder box' ?

Geezer 2, 'He's pushing out a big 'I' poo till nock off time'

karzie grumble porcelain throne I phone 'I' poo

by mashedrats June 30, 2011

Poo Shwag

Weed that tastes/smells or looks shitty... Is also lacking in THC

Fuck i can't beleive you bought dustins poo shwag when you should obviously go to da kush man.

by King of Israel January 9, 2009

Poo jealousy

The jealousy one feels after one of their friends or family has taken a dump.

Tom: Mate I just took the biggest rumple dumplestiltskin ever.
Simon: F you Tom, I've been waiting for hours to lay some cable and I haven't even seen as much as a turtle head.
Tom: Don't let your poo jealousy get the better of you mate. You'll be touching cloth in no time.

by Urban Armour June 6, 2009

Chode poo

When you do a poo which has a wider girth than length.

Oh my god she did a chode poo and forgot to flush it!!!

by number one swan January 21, 2010

poo palace

A temple of ass. A tabernackle of toosh. A place where ass flows like the Salmon of Capistrano.

We was headed to the poo palace for my boys bachlor party.
After work I was headed to take my throne as king of the poo palace.

by Alfonso Montemayor July 24, 2006

Poo Head

A term used when swearing is not acceptable.

When one can think of nothing else to say to call someone.

Edward chamberlain is a poo head.

owww... your a poo head!

by lollyspop December 23, 2010

poo dreads

When a man with a particularly hairy arse doesn't wipe properly, leaving a pooey residue around the rectum. When left the poo on the arse hair hardens and causes the hair to tangle up like a dread lock.

Woah, check out that hairy motherfuckers crusty poo dreads!

by Vincentw00t September 28, 2005