Poo jealousy

The jealousy one feels after one of their friends or family has taken a dump.

Tom: Mate I just took the biggest rumple dumplestiltskin ever.
Simon: F you Tom, I've been waiting for hours to lay some cable and I haven't even seen as much as a turtle head.
Tom: Don't let your poo jealousy get the better of you mate. You'll be touching cloth in no time.

by Urban Armour June 6, 2009

Poo Shwag

Weed that tastes/smells or looks shitty... Is also lacking in THC

Fuck i can't beleive you bought dustins poo shwag when you should obviously go to da kush man.

by King of Israel January 9, 2009

Poo Bitch

The person who uses a public restroom directly after you do. Sinking in the bouquet of rancid odors you had left behind for him.

I didn't realize my poo bitch was dancing around waiting for me to finish dropping hammer until I got out of the stall.

by Pierre Duegles September 28, 2018

Chode poo

When you do a poo which has a wider girth than length.

Oh my god she did a chode poo and forgot to flush it!!!

by number one swan January 21, 2010

poo palace

A temple of ass. A tabernackle of toosh. A place where ass flows like the Salmon of Capistrano.

We was headed to the poo palace for my boys bachlor party.
After work I was headed to take my throne as king of the poo palace.

by Alfonso Montemayor July 24, 2006

Poo Head

A term used when swearing is not acceptable.

When one can think of nothing else to say to call someone.

Edward chamberlain is a poo head.

owww... your a poo head!

by lollyspop December 23, 2010

poo dreads

When a man with a particularly hairy arse doesn't wipe properly, leaving a pooey residue around the rectum. When left the poo on the arse hair hardens and causes the hair to tangle up like a dread lock.

Woah, check out that hairy motherfuckers crusty poo dreads!

by Vincentw00t September 28, 2005