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Massage the Pineapple

Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.
I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.
by Nick Rogers February 2, 2009
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Pineapple Express

A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.
My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.
by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010
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pineapple

A friut which sweetens seman
Pineapple sweetend my seman
by Brave Sir Robin March 31, 2007
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pineboo

Ergggh look at that pineboo
Get that fuckin pineboo out of my face
Sick dude, thats pineboo
Dirty pineboo
Man that pineboo reaks
Maybe you should clean up that pineboo off your floor
by triplehaha-peelord February 15, 2005
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pinedown

I'm finally off work, time to pinedown!
by missmarylawn July 22, 2010
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pineapple fever

Being only attracted to those who are of Pacific Islander, Hawaiian, or Polynesian decent.

It is similar to hay fever and jungle fever, and presents as a warm tingly feeling in the genital region when around the aforementioned people.
When visiting Hawaii, Jen had a case of sudden Adult Onset Pineapple Fever.
by luckybones00 February 10, 2015
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