Dave Peters

The most boring, stereotypical white guy name on the planet. Dave Peters is probably the type of guy that enjoys eating plain white bread and has a boring tie collection.

Robin: Why does that guy look so excited to buy three identical pairs of khakis?
Silas: Oh, he’s probably a Dave Peters.

by Sonic The Hedgehog Kin May 13, 2018

Pulling a Peters

To not go out with your friends due to the fear of being beat physicaly by a girlfriend or wife every time your friends go to the bar, party, or anything else.

Why isn't John going to the bar with us tonight?

Oh he is pulling a Peters again.

by Roomchamp January 9, 2010

Peter Lik

An alternative reaction to hearing/recieveing bad news. (Could be replaced by "Oh, Really?" Also used at a curse.

~Stubs toe~
"PETER LIK"!

by The Whore's Fertilizer May 2, 2011

peter squeezins

What's left inside a mans shaft after he ejaculates

After he came his ol lady milked out his peter squeezins until dry

by Buckin-fastard January 1, 2017

puppy peters

(n) slang term for Vienna sausages, as if they were the penises of neutered puppies.

My three year old won't eat anything but puppy peters.

by EffingWheeler September 20, 2011

wet peter

"the act of ejaculating in the ear like a wet Willy "

Dude I totally gave Genevieve a wet Peter last night .

by Wet Peter founder August 14, 2017

Peter chew

A crafty way to say that someone sucks penis.

My coworker has been getting all kinds of benefits since he’s been sucking off the boss. Man he’s such a Peter chew

by WittyJ November 22, 2022