dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

Angry Dave

What you get after someone says a mechanic is hard, can also happen after he wipes the raid

-"GOD DAMMIT WHERE WERE MY BIG HEALS"
-Yo who summoned Angry Dave?

by Deehari March 31, 2022

To Dave

Verb: to unlawfully take items from a drinking establishment, mostly in rougher parts of Peterborough, UK in the late 90s.

Chris has just daved another pint glass.

I’m going to Dave that ashtray later.

by smurphmonkey November 19, 2022

El Dave

Tequila soda lime

Yeah tanner we were crushing El Dave’s as Icenhauers you totally mosted that girl

by 420bananapickle June 13, 2019

Dave from vaxjo

Dave is a fat nigger monkey who is homosexual and likes rappe he is a fornite kid and will do anything for vbucks. Dave suffers from turret syndrome and is very autistic please be kind to Dave

Dave from vaxjo got bj from a fat girl

by Frtingmaster420 March 03, 2024

dave jr

A guy with a small penis and is bad in bed and a total fuck boy and is a shitty Asian who wears polo and has shitty hair

Dave Jr has a small penis

by Connor o'neal February 29, 2016

Dave Mustaine

Amazing guy in a band called Megadeth, he makes awesome and complex riffs with his almighty V-guitar, so sit back, relax, and watch him become a GUADDDD!!

Yo, you know Dave Mustaine from Megadeth?
Nah i only listen to Slipknot bro.
Kill yourself! Now!
Okay! ;)

by Dr. Johnny August 23, 2023