Straight Martini

a martini (any kind) served in a highball or other glass to avoid the stuffy (gay) image of drinking from a martini glass. easier not to spill too.

Martini glass = Gay
Regular glass = Straight

Straight Martini - ill take a straight dirty martini, i might get my ass kicked in a place like this walking around with a martini glass

by LoDoSi December 2, 2011

Super Straight

A sin.

‘I’m super straight’ - an idiot
‘Your a fucking joke’ - anyone with common sense

by Lila 🙋‍♀️ March 29, 2021

Greek Straight

(adjective) Someone who engages in homosexual activity but is never the "receiver" during anal sex. In Greece you were only considered gay if you were the receiving party, hence Greek Straight.

"He looks cute, is he gay?"
"Kind of, he is Greek Straight."

by ThatsRealNeato October 26, 2014

straight papes

Having sex with out a condom

"You hit that straight Papes, huh? You dirty mutha."

by J Riz June 1, 2006

Straight-shooting

Eating while on the toilet in order to multitask or save time

i have started straight-shooting my morning oatmeal to save time after I wake up.

by ShonnGreen July 27, 2016

Double Straight

Being so confident in your sexuality, that you fake being others just for fun, but also, to flex your ultra heterosexuality.

"Yo, did you hear about Todd?" "No what did he do?" "He got into Megan's sleepover, he convinced them he was gay." "Holy sh*t, that's double straight."

by sneakymanbeingsneaky December 27, 2019

straight break

A break, or timeout, from a non-sexual activity that a homosexual thinks he is acting or sounds gay. The opposite would be a gay break, where a straight person is performing a non-sexual activity that makes him sound or act like he is gay.

While reporting the news, I sounded too straight for my gay audience and needed a straight break to return to my gayness.

by fatmoki July 8, 2009