spy ninja

some group acting like they own YouTube and the saved it :/

spy ninjas need to be stopped

by saidimneverlackingalwayspistol April 3, 2021

ninja balls

1. A person who is said to have thrown down, or used some ninja balls, has just vanished completely without a trace.

2. Small round object Ninjas throw down at their own feet that creates a puff of smoke and cause the Ninja to disappear.

Joe: I just saw Rich a minute ago! Where did he go?
Pat: Guess he threw down some ninja balls.

by hotbuddha October 14, 2005

dick ninja

One who takes up the nearest opportunity to suck someone's dick to reach a spotlight of some kind.

Michael: Henry instantly complemented the boss's new suit and tie and made a huge suck up speech to him too, He even got promoted the next day for it.
Oscar: Dude, what a dick ninja.
Henry: Oh hey guys! Whats up? (wipes the proverbial cum off of face)

by oscarthegrouch January 14, 2008

Facebook Ninja

1.(Noun) A term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. You then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.

"Hey Daniel ;) "
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"

Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."

*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"

by ncmo April 4, 2010

Ninja Cheesecake

The ancient Shang-Hi tradition when the Black Dragon Warrior of the ninja clan cuts the cheesecake with a samurai sword.

Also used as a complement to people with awesome power.

After the the ninja cheesecake ceremony, I have never looked at my key lime pie the same way again.

by the NINJA Cheesecake November 26, 2010

KS ninja

A person who will stop at nothing to steal somebodys kill.

Noob: YAY IM ABOUT TO GET A KILL!

KS ninja: BANG n00b u just got KSED!

by Teh epix ninja July 14, 2010

Ninja chin

(noun) A carefully camouflaged double chin that is strategically hidden with a poised hand, a book, etc. or a specific camera angle. This is mostly used on really good looking chics who are on the heavier side.

Guy 1: "Dude! Did you see this hot chic on Facebook?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but look at the angle of her profile pic. I think she has a ninja chin."

by eviljew85 June 6, 2011