Butt Ninja

An incredibly pungent fart that occurs without warning.

I was in the middle kissing her when this BUTT NINJA comes out of nowhere and kills the mood! I was so embarrassed.

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

ninja balls

1. A person who is said to have thrown down, or used some ninja balls, has just vanished completely without a trace.

2. Small round object Ninjas throw down at their own feet that creates a puff of smoke and cause the Ninja to disappear.

Joe: I just saw Rich a minute ago! Where did he go?
Pat: Guess he threw down some ninja balls.

by hotbuddha October 14, 2005

dick ninja

One who takes up the nearest opportunity to suck someone's dick to reach a spotlight of some kind.

Michael: Henry instantly complemented the boss's new suit and tie and made a huge suck up speech to him too, He even got promoted the next day for it.
Oscar: Dude, what a dick ninja.
Henry: Oh hey guys! Whats up? (wipes the proverbial cum off of face)

by oscarthegrouch January 14, 2008

Super Ninja

A Ninja that transcends all other Ninja. An expert in several weapons, including but not limited to:

Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die.
Nunchaku.
Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it.
War hammers.
100-pound greatswords.
Bo staff.
Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too.
Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja.
Tonfa.
Scythe
Bow and arrow.
Shuriken.
Windmill Shuriken.
Incendiary shuriken.

Tamar Lovindeer is a complete Super Ninja

by Lovestruck2011 June 8, 2011

KS ninja

A person who will stop at nothing to steal somebodys kill.

Noob: YAY IM ABOUT TO GET A KILL!

KS ninja: BANG n00b u just got KSED!

by Teh epix ninja July 14, 2010

deuce ninja

(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.

The deuce ninja jumped the fence again chasing the mailman.

by Scrapheap Markus January 12, 2008

Kitchen Ninja

An individual who wakes up in the middle of the night, sneaks downstairs and steals snacks unnoticed.

If being a kitchen ninja is wrong, why is there a light in the fridge?

by Excalibur025 November 6, 2010