Miss Pumpernickel

The BEST person to ever be a Baba Grill, owner of twenty Discord Kittens. And overlord of all girliepops.

"Miss Pumpernickel is so girliepop."

by HOT PEOPLE WHO ARE HOT May 22, 2023

sexual miss p

The most sexual female ever to grace the Lancashire town of Darwen. A woman so sexual she makes any rainy day turn to summertime. Although if you get on the wrong side of her she will sack you in the nads at a hundred meters with one of her furry slippers 🥿

The most sexual Miss P has quicker shot gun slippers than yer gran in a motorbike at Brands hatch

by The Pug Father February 6, 2020

Miss Moffat

An amazing writer on Wattpad and probably multiple other writing platforms!

Miss Moffat got loads of people into crackships!

by :/ :( :) :| :\ April 7, 2020

miss Lawson

A woman who likes a very handsome man who is a great guy

Hey it’s miss Lawson she cool

by Randomly random December 5, 2024

Miss glass

The girl that ends up with broken bones after getting hit in the face twice, thus redirecting a flight.

Miss glass laughed about the hundreds of people she killed on the train after getting that dude banned from the airplane for life.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Swing and a miss

Commonly confused with the baseball term, swing and a miss means to do well in wresting.

“Wow! That wrestler had a swing and a miss!”
“Yeah good on him”

by Jacey Gull April 8, 2024

missed opportunity

the annoying pair of words uttered when YT commenters think they can write a clever joke or funnier punchline, bordering on giving critique or "advice" when not asked for. this is seemingly all they took away from the video they watched, and they appear to be otherwise ungrateful to the creator's hard work and talent that is met by a snide comment in return.

YT Video: "My pigs escaped from my farm, and I don't know how but I'm real worried about them."
Commenter: "Missed opportunity to say 'who let the hogs out'"

by aaw1 April 15, 2022