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Minecraft Education

A fuckass fork of Minecraft bedrock that updates slow as fuck, have shit restrictions, and sometimes can't multiplayer because it just stuck at locating the server, have cloud storage because it's commonly seen on a chromebook (and chromebook storage is ass)
Gullible Fuck: I wanna play Minecraft ELA is boring
Gullible Fuck: Minecraft Education here we go
Gullible Fuck: This shit ass minecraft still on 1.18! FUCK!
by VariableTeaMcbe September 5, 2025
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minecraft-suit

the suits Lil Pump and Kanye West wore in “I Love It
JAMES LOOK! I GOT A NEW MINECRAFT-SUIT BRO!”
by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019
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Minecraft

Minecraft is a game where deforestation and slaughter houses are common and actually are needed

The player destroys everything and leaves anything where ever he pleases
The players fight and kill each other
(It’s all true)
Let’s play Minecraft

Oh ok let me check on the cows
Get me some leather while your there then we should fight
Ok
by PhoenixPlanet April 1, 2021
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Minecraft

A game that was wonderful and fully rejected by Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton: I want to play this "Minecraft'' thing.

Later
Mad Isaac: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS REJECTABLE, I CHOPPED A TREE AND IT'S NOT FALLING!
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Minecraft

A joyful game of which you live a beautiful and prosperous life in which you can spend it collecting wood or building houses and even tending to animals
"Hey bro wanna play Minecraft?"
"Sure, Who wouldn't?"
by Ricky_the_word_geek August 22, 2021
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Minecraft epic gamer

He’s a Minecraft epic gamer and he hates being disturbed.
by Super epic gamer! March 30, 2022
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Minecraft

Minecraft is an exceptional open-world sandbox game that mixes elements of survival, building, crafting, exploration, and combat to create the most versatile game ever made.

You can buy Minecraft: Java Edition from minecraft.net for $26.95 USD or local currency equivalent. This is a one-time purchase. You can buy an account for yourself or buy a code to gift to someone else
Minecraft is an exceptional open-world sandbox game that mixes elements of survival, building, crafting, exploration, and combat to create the most versatile game ever made.

NOTE: Minecraft is not a copy of ROBLOX. ROBLOX is a game made in 2006. It has Circles and more Minecraft doesn't..
by PastersHandle March 10, 2022
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