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Mexican Enema 

When, after drinking a significant amount of liquid -e.g. coffee or beer- over the course of a few hours, you anally penetrate a female's asshole with your erect penis and proceed to urinate until your bladder has been emptied.

If the amount of urine expelled into the female's colon is any less than one standard pint, the act is then referred to as a Mexican Leak.
Guy 1: "My wife is a fat whore who won't stop eating cheese. She's constipated for the 5th time this month, that disgusting bitch."

Guy 2: "Just buy her some Mexican food and it ought to clear her right out. Better yet, just give her a Mexican enema."
Mexican Enema by Holy Nigger January 27, 2009

Mexican gang bangers

--Coming from a Mexican--
People that steal, cheat, kill, rape, and still have the nerve to say God and the Virgin Mary are on their side. This can be verified by the virgen de guadalupe shirts they frequently wear.
Mexican gang bangers: Hey, let's rape some bitches tonight, but first, we gotta go to church homes.
Mexican gang bangers by Adrian July 16, 2006

mexican face-hat 

an act so vulgar and so distasteful that no one has ever been able to conceive of it.
i think i once knew of someone who knew someone who said "mexican face-hat" in his sleep, but i'm not sure.

Mexican Jetpack 

A mexican "landscape technician" who wears one of those leaf blower backpacks.
Juan pawned his Mexican Jetpack to buy some jalopenos.
Mexican Jetpack by jewtewned December 5, 2007

Mexican Blinker 

When a bro splashes hot sauce in a broads eye while hes slamming her. A ruthless tactic only used when you know your gf/wifes been cheating on you. If its just for fun...then well... YOUR JUST PLAIN M*F'ING RUTHLESS BRAAA'
Frank pulled the mexican blinker when he deuced some red hot all over that bitchs eyes. She may or may not have deserved it but my god dont you just know it burrrrned.
Mexican Blinker by Lemonski November 6, 2008

Mexican Chilli Bone 

Inserting a non-sexual specific object into the anus that has had lubricant applied to it to encourage stimulation.

Also used in torture.
Quote:South Park

'Cartman'- "Whats a Mexican Chilli Bone?"
'Doctor' - "Im not sure, all i know is it involves Tobasco sauce, a telephone and the anus"