man delay 

When a female text messages a guy, but he does not respond until hours later and usually with a one word response.

I texted _________ (insert guy's name) six hours ago about plans for tonight and he finally texted back saying "yeah"... uugghh I HATE man delay!!

man delay by GFYslotslot October 21, 2011

Man Tube 

The male reproductive organ.

"Holy hieroglyphics Batman! You're man tube is sextactular!"

Man Tube by dr. gigantor December 27, 2011

Man Brake 

A sexual maneuver performed during homosexual intercourse to inform the other individual to stop; that they have had enough.

The human version of a 'Jake Brake'.

Gregg pulled on Merv's Man Brake during sexual intercourse as he was uncomfortable with the depth of penetration.

Man Brake by B-woods00 January 13, 2012

Man Ruler 

A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.

It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.

Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.

John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"

Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."

John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*

Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."

Man Ruler by RandomBrowser April 10, 2012

man agony 

The feeling of complete anguish while in a committed, monogamous relationship.

Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.

I have a bad case of man agony.

Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.

man agony by MichelleinCanada May 1, 2012

man bag tragedy 

a man bag tragedy occurs when
A, you find yourself purchasing one.
B, when man bag strap becomes an over the shoulder boulder holder
C, when a young man of a chavvy attire accompanies his outfit with a small bag that has capacity for the essentials.
D, when an addidas tracksuit is accompanied by an addidas man bag, a polo and a nos balloon.
E, pretending to not care when wearing a man bag that does nothing to contribute to your masculinity

'oh that man bag looks so cool'
'dont suppose youve got a manpon in your man bag'
steve 'hey that man bag is so much better than mine' James 'yes it really brings out the colour in my puff'
'hey look theres an undercover homo with a man bag tragedy'

man bag tragedy by leroymarshall May 19, 2013

man jock 

When you're at the gym and another guy starts staring at you like you would prefer women too. This usually progresses into a bromance filled with compliments such as.

"Bro, do you compete in fitness shows?"

"Wow, breh, you got some cannons there breh, how'd you get them?"

"Ah brah you look amazing brah, whats your body fat percentage?"

I was at the gym getting a double at five hundred on deads and all they guys started man jocking.

When I put up four plates on bench this dime pieces boyfriend started to man jock. It was fulfilling.

man jock by HasanAbulFez October 10, 2013