Smog Log

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.

I took a fat Smog Log

by JustaStoner January 13, 2020

Logging

The act of adjusting the genitalia to comfort oneself, usually discretely, yet not always

I saw sam logging early, he was so obvious

by Nicozia April 10, 2025

god log

Taking a glorious shit

The dog took a god log on the front yard.

by gdawgW March 19, 2016

Log Legs

Name of guy who’s legs are as thick as logs and rumbles the ground everywhere he walks.

Person one: Oh hey look it’s Log Legs!

Person two: Timber!!!

by Myhandsaretoocold June 8, 2018

Hog Log

Pig dick

"Hey Dave, check out those two pigs fucking!"
"That swine has one hefty hog log!"

by 83CoupeDeVille December 6, 2019

Ants On A Log

When someone poops on a cock and it resembles little bitty ants on a big ol' log.

"yeah that chick was crazy, she totally gave me ants on a log"

by BradyHater/Raper/69 October 3, 2025

logged chog

When a girl sucks your dick from the side as if eating corn on the cob.

Bro, did you see the way she logged chog last night?

Ya bro, she the best log chogger I've had in a while.

by Tmoney2020 May 17, 2016