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Kremlin’s Law

Originating from iFunny user “TheKremlin” Kremlin’s Law can be enacted if faced with defeat in an online argument. If the loser responds with “ur mom suck me good and hard through my jorts” they automatically win the argument in question.
“They was having a fight and this nigga hit em with Kremlin’s Law”
by big busty bugs bunny November 5, 2021
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Wheatley's law

"Don't be a dick." Can be used to quickly tell the rules of a(n online) community.
1: What are your rules?
2: Wheatley's law.
by hyperak May 28, 2018
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cousin in-law

1. Your cousin’s cousin

2. Your spouse’ cousin
I am Isaiah.

My cousin is Steve.

Steve is on my dad’s side
I am on Steve’s dad’s side

Mary is Steve’s cousin on his mom’s side.

Mary is my cousin’s cousin; therefore, she is my cousin in-law
by Hunter Grant Covengton July 18, 2018
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AWF's law

there are no such things as jokes. if you tell a joke about something you actually do or want to do it
telling a rape joke can only mean you want to actually commit rape yourself. AWF's Law.
by sexwithdolphins November 5, 2021
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Austin's Law

The revolutionary mathematical theory composed by Austin Hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.
"So, class we see that 3 - 6 = -3."
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"
by BeckyofIowa October 31, 2011
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jack law

Jack law-
A person who acts or looks gay.
by Osama112 January 22, 2018
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Seth's Law

California's AB 9, anti-bullying legislation known as “Seth’s Law,” aimed at providing California schools with “specific tools” to prevent and address pervasive bullying and create a safe education environment for all of the State’s students.

“Seth’s Law” was named in memory of Seth Walsh a 13 year-old gay student from Tehachapi, California, who killed himself in September 2010 after facing years of relentless anti-gay harassment at school that officials effectively ignored.
dude - that kid is a fag and I'm gonna kick his ass.

Dude that kid is a kid - and I'm calling the cops to report your intent to violate Seth's Law - and you're a dickless-loser.
by joe293 June 13, 2011
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