July 25th

National slap your aunt day
*slaps aunt*

aunt: WHAT WAS THAT FOR DJENUDNEISVDID
me: its july 25th
by cherriPOP July 24, 2021
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July 21st

NATional NAT Day. The one day of the year where Natalie has special time with a subject of her liking.
“Hey, Miles did you know today is July 21st?”
“No. What’s today?”
“It’s the day Natalie chooses between you and Owen to have some fun.”
by stankgingerluvr July 21, 2021
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Julie khan

A slag who sells steroids to the elderly and also cleans the dishes. Makes a banging scrambled egg. Also a slag.
Hey julie khan, you free for tonight
by Kkhan0121 May 04, 2019
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july 6th

josies birthday
you know what today is?
hell yeah, josie’s birthday
yeahhhh july 6th
by whore_josie November 02, 2019
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Julie Andrews

Julie Andrews and her documentary
Fighting with Elvis and hiding in vents
Using my mind powers to turn Elvis off
These are a few of my favorite things

Dinner with Markey and eating dead babies
Taking over the announcements
And flashing my boobiess
Reading 'Monica' to no one but shoes
These are a few of my favorite things

Hiding in drums and stealing from Target
Using pity to get free rugs
Using the rugs to make festive shirts
These are a few of my favorite things

When Elvis dances
When my dvd skips
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel...so bad
Julie Andrews, yeah shes like a puppie.
She just goes wherever.
by JULIEANDREWS March 17, 2008
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12th July

When Fags burn pallets and pollute the air because their angry that Ireland beat the biggest empire ever.
If you celebrate the 12th July your a fag
by Yourgransfanny July 12, 2022
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6 july

The day i met the boy i loved the most<3
-Remember 6 july 2021
-yeah i met him that day
-aww
by April 03, 2022
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