when your friend “pranks” you when you’re asleep by clapping your booty cheeks or stuffing your mouth
by RabbisaurusRex340 January 8, 2022
Get the Prank’em Johnmug. The physical embodiment of dirt, not only does this vile creature lie 24/7 but also goes out of his way to stay well away from anything remotely hygienic. In addition to the blocks of bellchesse that engulf his chode and constantly put him off, he also is sexually attracted to dogs and has various different branded ice lollies stuck between the many many chins and rolls of fat he has.
Friend 1 - “mate did u see how John Barber that toilet was”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”
by urnanscrustyvagina November 4, 2018
Get the John Barbermug. by LBK! of CIC December 11, 2006
Get the making johnsmug. Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.
Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?
Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!
Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!
by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021
Get the John Stonesmug. John Rod is a bit playboy. Beware of him because he might break your heart. But if you made him fall in love, there's definitely no turning back.
John Rods will make you fall for him deeply in every ways he knew. He's humble, family-oriented, achiever and extremely great in bed.
John Rod is an addiction. He will break you but, you'll still come back to him. Nevertheless, patience is all he needs and of course, Grace.
By: vvvvvvvvv
John Rods will make you fall for him deeply in every ways he knew. He's humble, family-oriented, achiever and extremely great in bed.
John Rod is an addiction. He will break you but, you'll still come back to him. Nevertheless, patience is all he needs and of course, Grace.
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by Craeg.v.c June 8, 2021
Get the John Rodmug. A modern day Pirate, but not just any pirate, a pokemon pirate. Sailing all around the world catching pokemon whilst also running 2 discord servers, he is a man to be admired. Some would call him super. Some would call him Super Johnny Gowser.
by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018
Get the john gowmug. by swagcow January 23, 2018
Get the john degsmug.