Bastard Rat

A person with a hot body but a face that would scare the devil.

-Guys standing in line-
Gary- Look at the ass on that!
Girl turns around
Rick- Yep, nice turd chopper but has a face like a bastard rat.

by BigDaddy618 April 23, 2010

Slap The Rat

Masturbate

I got a hard on ,so I had to Slap The Rat to get rid of it.

by Bosoms Orork June 9, 2010

Phoenix rat

A person who spends a considerable amount of time in/around the legendary Phoenix Theater in Petaluma, CA. Phoenix rats are often labeled as degenerates, burnouts, or douche bags, though that's not always true.

local child: "The Phoenix rats think they're so cool sitting on the steps. They're always making hilarious comments to passersby as means of fun during their long day. It's intimidating. It makes me uncomfortable. They blow cigarette smoke at me. I heard that one night, ten of them mercilessly beat one drunken kid in a nearby parking lot, like a bunch of god damn, filthy cowards. At least they'll pay on judgement day."

by Burl Sonny August 20, 2006

Rat Gaurd

A piece of wax paper or sponge firmly secured to the underside of the scrotum during double penetration in order to avoid rubbing rat belly with the other guy in the double team.

Kelltron strapped on his wax paper rat gaurd before shoving his cock up the bar slut's ass so he wouldn't accidentally rub rat belly with The Fiss.

by Cous Cous August 19, 2008

skate rat

True definition : 100% skateboarder without normal job or without a job still skating every fkn day and trying to survive with concrete surfing way,with empty bottle of beer,empty brain at 25 sometime psychiatric client and sidewalk surfin addicted.

Look at this wierdo on a sidewalk trying to do layback slides out , he's skate rat !

by truesk8rat September 1, 2018

hanging rats

hanging a rat refers to the slow, methodical art of defecation and was a term first used in mid-16th Century Scotland by nobles and feudal lords.

Bruce and his friends ate a lot of Mexican food, and reported hanging rats all night because of it.

by Hanging Rats on Facebook April 15, 2014

kitty rat

a mythological creature that began its life as a rat, but desired to be a kitty. this large rat (the size of a kitty), only wants to be a kitty so that it can eat kitties. a kitty rat will be accepted by the kitty community and then ultimately rejected after it eats several of the community members. kitty rats are scary but some are also very nice. few kitty rats just admire kitties to the extent of attempting to look like one, however if their true identity as a rat is ever known within the kitty community it will be killed.

oh my is that a kitty rat!

i saw tanya and ariel walking their kitty rat today.

a kitty rat ate my cat!

by kittyratkisser October 7, 2008