Fornication Friday

A sexual act shared between an elderly husband and wife (out of obligation rather than enjoyment) and limited to a strict schedule of once a week (usually on a Friday evening after the abc news).

Blythe: Sorry Gayle, I cannot attend bingo with you tonight, it’s “”fornication Friday”” and Colin will be expecting his once weekly shag

by Blythe Rogers-Thatcher November 20, 2023

Finger Friday

1. Fish Fingers for Dinner

2. Tempting the love your life with a thrilling fish supper...the scent provided from a day of chaffage

3. Inserting the four sisters into the clam sweat chamber for a night of passion

1. 'Fancy some fish fingers...Debs? Its Finger Friday'

2. 'Oi Melissa, your aroma is sweet in the air...you deserve a nice Finger Friday'

3. 'Come here Sally it's Finger Friday!'

by MMCBuddha666 July 25, 2023

Freaking Funny Friday

A day by Dangmattsmith in which a girl has to get that outta here, and where he sees funny test answers and videos.

Intro be like: Freaking Funny Fridays, girl, you better get that outta yee!

by wubbableseiebe August 31, 2022

Blumpkin Friday

When you meet up with your homies on a Friday night to give each other blumpkins and rimjobs.

Hey bro, you should come to our house this friday. Me, Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a blumpkin Friday.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

Friday the thirteenth

Your going to die today. I'm sorry, but it's time for you to face the truth. :(
Good luck trying to survive. ;)

Person #1: Dude, it's Friday the Thirteenth.
Person#2: It was nice knowing you, man.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019

Friday Nite Regular

Someone you would always see at the local watering hole on Friday nites.

Raul was a Friday Nite Regular at the Pot Belly Pub.

by Paulie Fukn Walnuts August 25, 2021

Friday Night Class Attendee

A group of elite athletes with superior work ethic and genetics than the common folk. Usually found training hard when their peers are 'lacking. It is said that these people are only half human, and possess extreme athletic and intellectual abilities, which are ordinarily reserved for the gods.

"Wow, Dani absolutely demolished that competition on the weekend."
"Yea, I've heard she is a Friday Night Class Attendee"

by Theancientone42069 March 23, 2023