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Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
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by Fate Apocrypha September 5, 2025
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Jacob: Hey man what kind of moves do you use in bed with your wife?
Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.
Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.
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Frozen stairs, carpet in blood red
Seating goodbyes left unsaid, goodbyes left unsaid Despite our promises, here I am following your steps I'm following your steps
Drop by drop As your unchanging reality dampen my sleeve You kissed them off Through the fibers of my handkerchief I am fire Burn those who dare to care for me And my fuel are memories, fuel are memories of you They perish with the heat, perish with the heat So I can move on Flower of iron Shrivelled up to hide the imposter in me "Hey, why did you leave? Why did you leave?" Don't let those words out of me Imposter's about to speak
So I chewed on Huameitang
For whom the shelves hold on to the pages, hold on to the pages
Their pain, their joy were given value as they were rated
Frozen stairs, carpet in blood red
Seating goodbyes left unsaid, goodbyes left unsaid Despite our promises, here I am following your steps I'm following your steps
Drop by drop As your unchanging reality dampen my sleeve You kissed them off Through the fibers of my handkerchief I am fire Burn those who dare to care for me And my fuel are memories, fuel are memories of you They perish with the heat, perish with the heat So I can move on Flower of iron Shrivelled up to hide the imposter in me "Hey, why did you leave? Why did you leave?" Don't let those words out of me Imposter's about to speak
So I chewed on Huameitang
For whom the shelves hold on to the pages, hold on to the pages
Their pain, their joy were given value as they were rated
LISTEN TO IRON LOTUS NOW Isn't it ironic?
Greed is unlimited, freedom is a limited resource
Extra large for you means less for me
There'll be less for me
I banged the drums (Weiwu)
Court of hell (Weiwu)
Demanding a new trial (Weiwu)
You got the wrong head
Would you take mine instead, take mine instead?
Stop leading me on
World of titan allows me to live
Only in the mud down its feet
Though you're not with me, you're not with me
I'll never admit defeat
'Cause when I thought that every nice thing about me has become Canxiang
You showed me I still had an umbrella full of love inside me
Without you I could never be
So sincerely thank you for everything
It pains me to think
That my happiness turned out to be one of those fingers that strangled you until you couldn't breathe
Not ashamed to go this way
I just want to choose my fate
I'm on my last white rabbit Naitang
I am iron
In my blood it streams roots deep
With bruises on my knees, bruises on my knees
And ribs crushed down to pieces, crushed down to pieces
Nothing left to hold on
Actually wait
I do have one regret
That day before you left me
"You're my everything"
Before my thoughts began to speak
I bit my lip, said nothing
And just sucked on Maiyatang
Greed is unlimited, freedom is a limited resource
Extra large for you means less for me
There'll be less for me
I banged the drums (Weiwu)
Court of hell (Weiwu)
Demanding a new trial (Weiwu)
You got the wrong head
Would you take mine instead, take mine instead?
Stop leading me on
World of titan allows me to live
Only in the mud down its feet
Though you're not with me, you're not with me
I'll never admit defeat
'Cause when I thought that every nice thing about me has become Canxiang
You showed me I still had an umbrella full of love inside me
Without you I could never be
So sincerely thank you for everything
It pains me to think
That my happiness turned out to be one of those fingers that strangled you until you couldn't breathe
Not ashamed to go this way
I just want to choose my fate
I'm on my last white rabbit Naitang
I am iron
In my blood it streams roots deep
With bruises on my knees, bruises on my knees
And ribs crushed down to pieces, crushed down to pieces
Nothing left to hold on
Actually wait
I do have one regret
That day before you left me
"You're my everything"
Before my thoughts began to speak
I bit my lip, said nothing
And just sucked on Maiyatang
by #1 Two time gooner January 2, 2026
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