by Hstibe February 21, 2020
An incredibly unpleasent blowjob that comes from crazy irish girls. It would be similar to a rabid dog attempting to suck your penis, incredibly unpleasant which is why you do not want crazy Irish girls sucking you off.
I thought the Guinness factory would be a gold mine, until I took that slut back and she gave me an Irish Blowjob.
She was basically biting my dick, a straight up Irish blowjob.
She ate my dick, Irish blowjob style...fuck.
She was basically biting my dick, a straight up Irish blowjob.
She ate my dick, Irish blowjob style...fuck.
by franchiseplayer February 20, 2011
An synonym for alcoholism based on the stereotype that the Irish are genetically predisposed to being alcoholics.
by Biermann Z January 21, 2011
Pat: Did you hear, Megan Shanahan had another miscarriage?
Connor: Aye, can't say I'm surprised.
Pat: Why's that?
Connor: She snaps Irish footballs every other month.
Pat: Yeah, ya really gotta stop knocking her up.
Connor: Aye, probably should stop coming home bleeding drunk and beating her within an inch of her life as well.
(drunken Irish laughter as they clink glasses)
Connor: Aye, can't say I'm surprised.
Pat: Why's that?
Connor: She snaps Irish footballs every other month.
Pat: Yeah, ya really gotta stop knocking her up.
Connor: Aye, probably should stop coming home bleeding drunk and beating her within an inch of her life as well.
(drunken Irish laughter as they clink glasses)
by griffin_t_a October 17, 2016
by missyelliottfann November 15, 2009
While a person is asleep fill their mouth with whip cream, after completing said task continuously insert your penis into the mouth.
by P. Do Phil E. October 25, 2011
A term used to describe a non-Irish woman, who engages in intercourse with an Irishman one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat honorary Irish.
by T2R4S January 24, 2011