AWF's law

there are no such things as jokes. if you tell a joke about something you actually do or want to do it

telling a rape joke can only mean you want to actually commit rape yourself. AWF's Law.

by sexwithdolphins November 5, 2021

Austin's Law

The revolutionary mathematical theory composed by Austin Hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.

"So, class we see that 3 - 6 = -3."
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"

by BeckyofIowa October 31, 2011

Kremlin’s Law

Originating from iFunny user “TheKremlin” Kremlin’s Law can be enacted if faced with defeat in an online argument. If the loser responds with “ur mom suck me good and hard through my jorts” they automatically win the argument in question.

“They was having a fight and this nigga hit em with Kremlin’s Law”

by big busty bugs bunny November 5, 2021

Wheatley's law

"Don't be a dick." Can be used to quickly tell the rules of a(n online) community.

1: What are your rules?
2: Wheatley's law.

by hyperak May 28, 2018

cousin in-law

1. Your cousin’s cousin

2. Your spouse’ cousin

I am Isaiah.

My cousin is Steve.

Steve is on my dad’s side
I am on Steve’s dad’s side

Mary is Steve’s cousin on his mom’s side.

Mary is my cousin’s cousin; therefore, she is my cousin in-law

by Hunter Grant Covengton July 18, 2018

jack law

Jack law-
A person who acts or looks gay.

That person is a jack law

by Osama112 January 22, 2018

thas law

That’s law- that is law- used to reenforce something previously stated or mentioned directly or inadvertently.

Tom: I had to change my sheets often she left.

Jerry: Thas law

by Rated_jackfrost March 27, 2019