Wood Works

When You get in a fight and get hands put to you with only getting 2 or less hits in

OOO Boy, Bob got the WOOD WORKS put on him!

Tom: Did You win your fight?
Bob: No I got the WOOD WORKS

by D-rock08 April 8, 2007

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Tiger Woods

A beverage consisting of 1 part root beer and 1 part lemonade. Like an Arnold Palmer, but darker.

The restaurant was out of iced tea, so I ordered a Tiger Woods.

by sinisterx18 January 13, 2013

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Kent Wood

The redhead paperboy always askin friendly questions.

Kent Wood rode by the house today to ask if I got my paper. He also inquired about me and my recent encounter with getting my dick sucked.

by 2Randal ranstead January 18, 2011

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jillian wood

Dumb bitch, no friends, but still the baddest bitch in New York State. Her ex a big bitch and he ain't shit.

Jillian Wood is a bad Bitch
Jillian Wood is a queen

by Casper.87 November 8, 2020

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The act of rubbing one's penis or scrotum fiercely against any artificial substance to feel a raging burning sensation until orgasm occurs. can be rubbed against anything ranging from turf, leather, sandpaper, cheesegrater, or nylon.

"Damn man, i need some moisturizer after that wood broil"

"I feel like tearing up my dick with a cheesegrater"

"I intentionally got turf burn on my penis for the sensation"

by Ron Gant February 15, 2008

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