Wash

Where cool kids go to drown

also known as an arroyo

*starts to rain*

Cool kid: hey mister *puffs cigarette* why are you packing your sleeping bag?

Vagrant: don’t you know, kid? This wash is about to flood.

Cool kid: my hero! Thanks for not letting me drown

by Michi Pichi April 5, 2022

Tokyo car wash

The process of fucking someone while there head under a running sink.

I’m give your girlfriend a Tokyo car wash.

by Hank the baiter August 10, 2025

Rose washing

The process of changing the events of a story or history to make it appear more pleasant than reality at the expense of the cold hard truth.

Often to present an agenda in misleading facts to make some historical events or periods more attractive to modern audiences. Downplaying unethical choices made in the past.

Or seen in movies and TV, where producers ignore original source facts to construct a story of their own liking. For instance:
Turning as novel about both sides in a war committing atrocities to good guys vs bad guys, establishing a clear direction in narrative to influence audience bias.

I can't believe they are rose washing the story of Alexander Hamilton! They ignored his contributions to slavery!

by Banba Sed September 25, 2022

Cracker Wash

Quickly rinsing your dishes after you're done eating and throwing them on the dryer rack.

Not properly doing dishes but hey they're "clean "

Hey Johnny we're short on time, after eating make sure you cracker wash your plate!

by Mriceagegrillz November 21, 2025

washed bitch

i person who doesn't come out with their friends anymore and never leaves there house and just sits there jerking off

come on kane dont be a washed bitch

by yew2227 July 10, 2024

car wash

When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.

Jeff gave me a car wash this morning as he was walking out the door.

by MoxieB May 3, 2009

Life-washing

When a person shows and manifests a luxurious and well-lived life on social media, that is not necessarily true. Can be used to improve one's social and public image. Associated with "showing off" for the sake of getting awe from its audience. Derived from "sports-washing" and "green-washing".

This person is clearly life-washing, his/her life cannot possibly be this good and easy!

by Strand3n October 10, 2024