(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
by Shibblleeee June 11, 2011
The small amount of texting a new mom will engage in with her friends and/or family after having the baby..... While she is awake breastfeeding her child she may text you, then as soon as her child is fed, taken care of and put back to sleep...... you will assume she also has gotten milk drunk and bedded back down herself.
My best friend of 18 years had a baby and I'm lucky if I hear from her once a week.... even if I do, I can bet it is a tit text.
by ChiefBomb March 23, 2015
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by Kurtz24 November 04, 2010
Someone who brings to mind just how hot they are even through text. You are stoked when they text you and quite often flirt with you through text messaging. It's the person who in your presence is eye candy and when they text you can still turn you on.
The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.
The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.
Dan - hey Lisa it was great to meet you. You are so much fun and definitely easy on the eyes. All the guys at the shop agreed you were eye candy. I'm just stoked you texted me today. hearing from you is text candy
by 1 lone monkey June 07, 2015
Sleep texting is where your brain will enter a sleep like state (usually late at night) while texting. Making you the things that are on your mind making your friends very confused..
Me: so what are you doing
Friend: nothing much, you?
Me: rawring in the street
Friend: what?
Me: shawk week isd a best
Friend: are you sleep texting?
Friend: nothing much, you?
Me: rawring in the street
Friend: what?
Me: shawk week isd a best
Friend: are you sleep texting?
by Reaper.... December 26, 2016
When he wrote 'ok' with three dots <ok...> I though he was trying to tell me something. He was actually just saying "okay". I guess I had some text confusion.
by magickat13 August 17, 2015