Sleep Texting

Sleep texting is where your brain will enter a sleep like state (usually late at night) while texting. Making you the things that are on your mind making your friends very confused..

Me: so what are you doing

Friend: nothing much, you?

Me: rawring in the street

Friend: what?

Me: shawk week isd a best

Friend: are you sleep texting?

by Reaper.... December 25, 2016

Vampire text

It is made by someone who texts you after the sun goes down because they have nothing else to and you become their time-suck.

I never hear from her unless it’s a vampire text.

by Governor7687 December 31, 2017

Text Break

When you find yourself always texting your boyfriend or girlfriend first but stop for as long as you can in order to see how long it would take for them to text you first. Usually ends up with the intended partner cutting off all communications because they arent interested in how you feel or how your day is going or what you are doing. Said partner is usually only interested in sex but leads you to think otherwise.

Kate knew she was getting played after she decided to go on a text break and Adam forgot she existed.

by pissedoff94 March 27, 2014

text houdini

A person who texts you and then randomly stops responding back to you as if disappearing off the earth in a Houdini-esque manner. Can be frustrating when a significant other acts like this repeatedly.

Chick- "Hey how are you?
Guy- "I'm doing quite well. what's up?"
..........No response...................
Guy- "Hello? Did you get abducted by pirates?"
Guy- "Text houdini?"

by stuffaboutstuff May 30, 2011

bitch-texting

when your friend texts you mad crazy.. usually bitching about something, like why you aren't at the place you were suppose to meet, or typically an unwanted stream of texts you don't plan on answering.

hurry up before she starts bitch-texting me!

by P0NER McNASTY July 1, 2010

Texting relationship

When a two people act like lovers over text but never talk in person. (Usually common in middle schoolers)

Person 1: Are you even dating Brittany anymore?
Person 2: Yea but we have more of a texting relationship
Person 1: *facepalm*

by Sushioligy March 14, 2015

text over

That annoying situation when one or both people in a text conversation are using smart phones and text each other so rapidly to get their points across it appears they are talking over each other. In regular conversation, said texter(s) or would be known as that rude person who always interrupts you.

itexter: hey do you want to go to dinner?
avgjoe: typing...(i would love to-)
itexter: we can go to that sushi place
avgjoe: dismisses message, keeps typing (...but i have-)
itexter: i know you said you wasted to last week
itexter: hahaha *wanted
avgjoe: I CANT!!

avgjoe: I hate when you text over me!!

by lovetotext June 16, 2012