country music

a genre of music that involves nostalgically singing about a break-up, usually done while driving.

I never realized that driver's license was such a country music song.

by Aegis Stormwind May 24, 2022

Country Social

To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.

-Most regularly seen between two white women.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.

Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing?
Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?
Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!
Jane: Send them my love!! *walks away*
John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.

Jane: I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social.

by jellybelly27 May 28, 2022

It's a free country

The greatest excuse known to man.

Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"

by headshotcraft June 4, 2022

Country

Anywhere out side of London to sell drugs

Dealer - Yo my yg your gonna get the train to Manchester

Shotta - why Manchester
Dealer - that’s all the way out in country

Dealer - Yo my yg your gonna get the train to Manchester

Shotta - why Manchester
Dealer - that’s all the way out in country

by Tepze December 15, 2021

Country boy eddy

Verb; to take a shit at work

“Hey guys I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go take a country boy eddy”

by Morbidleobese December 16, 2021

Country

a nation with its own government, occupying a particular territory.

I came from a country in Europe

by Cassius_☺ December 22, 2021

Country Blumpkin

Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.

Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.

I was out of town last week and you wouldn't believe the Country Blumpkin this farm chick gave me!

by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022