Canada's History 

A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length

Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night

Canada's History by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010

canada's history 

to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf

The lonely lumberjack with low self esteem and lots of privacy celebrated canada's history.

canada's history by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

America's hat. Est. 1867

"Canada's History is cold, and not very protective from harsh elements. We should get a new one."

Canada's History by Dan-was-here February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

a sexual deviation where you fill the top portion of the stanley cup with maple syrup and then dip your butt in the syrup, then (with the syrup as lube) penetrate yourself with moose antlers

Dude, have you ever tried to get through Canada's History?

I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.

Canada's History by colbert nation's army February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.

Most pornographers agree Canada's history is a myth and should never be discussed or acknowledged.

Canada's History by UltraChewy February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole

- The Colbert Show, 2010

My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem

Canada's History by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.

Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?

Canada's History by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010