History

History is what has happened and what is tends to happen again.

Also, history is a term used to describe a person's end of something, like employment or perhaps their life.

"History repeats itself "

"He/she/it is history!"

by TobyD. March 3, 2021

history wizard

A stupid Jew, who says stupid things on TikTok

Guy one: did you hear that the history wizards wife has a boyfriend
Guy two: just another history wizard classic⚡️⚡️

by Taintphister March 28, 2024

canada's history

A sex act where 2 men and 1 women take maple syrup and lather up the stanely cup and insert it into the rectum of the women. The men then proceed to stimulate themselves using the stanely cup. The women preceeds to beat and lacerate the men with the antlers of a moose and teeth of a beaver, to the point of death of one of the men. The other man then uses the organs of the other man as sex toys and nourishment. It is finished up by a double suicide of the man and women by drownding in maple syrup.

Eww... Stephen Colbert just mentioned canada's history.

by sicksega February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."

That was the best Rorschach asshole splatter I've ever seen! That guy knows his Canada's History.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

AP Art History

the combination of two useless subjects made into an even more useless and unnecessarily hard class by the evil corporation Collegeboard. curriculum is terrible and 90% of writing assignments will be straight yapping.

Person 1: form, function, content, context, artist, place of origin, movement, style
Person 2: What's going on with you?
Person 1: Oh I'm just studying a piece for AP Art History
Person 2: Okay... but how many colleges actually accept that credit again?

by academicvictim22 May 21, 2024

Canada's history

A slang term for sex between a moose and a person. Usually done with maple syrup on ice.

as in, "chad was shamed to find his brother had been "studying" Canada's history in the woods.

by colbertnationIsAwesome February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When a female or male human forces a male or female artic dog to lick his or her urethra. The urine then provokes the dog, which will then attack the private parts of the human counterpart.

The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.

The president of Canada must undergo Canada's History to obtain the Canadian presidency. No Canadian has been brave enough to attempt this act. Though several Americans do Canada's History daily. Because Americans are kick ass.

by ObeyColbert February 4, 2010