Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.
by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023
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Arianna Grande

THE GINGER THOUGH!? HOW!? WHY!? IS... FAT COCK? IT HAS TO BE FAT COCK RIGHT!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Hym 😨 "What in the fuck IS that!? He's a ginger who plays... SpongeBob!? Why!? You can't tell me it isn't 'fat cock guys!' WHAT IS GOING ON THERE!? HOW!? He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg got hit with a lazer that turns people into a Ronald McDonald clown... but the lazer malfunctioned... So the transformation was incomplete. HOW IS THAT GUY FUCKING HER!? I mean... I can kind of see Pete (Because his glorious weiner is like kryptonite to women) but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?
I'M SO CONFUSED! NONE OF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING ACCORDING TO ALL OF THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HOW THAT WORKS! Do the redpill guys have anything to say about that!? Jordan!? The SpongeBob the musical guys is just the most competent man now!? Alexander!? Guys!? If I told YOU 5 years ago... That THAT GUY and ARIANNA GRANDE were going to cheat on their partners together... HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME TO FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE!? You would say 'But Hym, that's not how fucking hypergamy works you incel! They don't fuck a SpongeBob nerd with less money than them. They only fuck JWaller!' BUT I ALONE WOULD BE CORRECT! AS ALWAYS! But EVEN I could not have predicted this (As mighty as my superior brains... Are?)! It has to be Hell guys... It really does! I got stabbed in my sleep by the retard... I'm dead... You're all imaginary... This is just hell unfolding before my eyes... IT CAN'T NOT BE BIG FLOPPY PENIS! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? PLEASE! PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS! ANYONE! I... Can we just be done now? Can we just launch the nukes and end it? I seriously think we are done now. You know? As a species. We tried our best. We really did but now we just need to swallow that bitter pill and admit that we are just done. Humanity over. It's... We're... I... I don't even know anymore man...."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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Ariana Grande-Butera

1. Ariana Grande-Butera (aka Ariana Grande) is an Italian and American grammy-award winning songwriter, actor, and singer.

2. Ariana Grande-Butera (aka Ariana Grande) is the queen of pop.
Ariana Grande (Ariana Grande-Butera) is the queen of pop. (true)
by zion! October 08, 2022
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Grand Opening

The deflowering of a girl.
She had her grand opening...with the ribbon, mayor and giant scissors!
by Jay Mott November 13, 2016
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Grande

Being Grande is exhibiting all the qualities of the ultimate man's man.
I would love to have day to be Grande
by Francois Franco December 26, 2023
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Grande

A discord server comprised of mainly horny gay men begging for cock 24/7. You'd enter it expecting it to be straight women and get excited when you see someone called 'Sydney' being horny and think you've hit the porn jackpot, only to be faced with the realisation you've been played by a twink behind a screen cosplaying as Sydney Sweeney, letting out their manly hormones for the day.
Wilmington: "Yo bro, are you in the Grande discord server?"
Tom: "Yeah man. Some 26 year old dude groomed me in there. Thought I hit the jackpot."
by RoyceTarantino September 03, 2023
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Grand Madame

An elegant, but slightly risque librarian from Cessnock.
The Grand Madame from Cessnock is so ostrobogulous.
by June 21, 2022
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