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Goblin

When a chick so ugly that she doesn’t even fit in the scale of 1-10 and actually gets a negative number.
James: “oi what would you rate her”
Robaldi: “probs a -3 aye, she a goblin
Vikram: “nah bro she’s hot, I finna cum on her”
by VikkyBthegoblinsmasher November 23, 2020
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Line Goblin

A creature of unknown origin that demands those who step even a microcosm out of line to go to the back, there is no arguing with the line goblin for the line goblin is on the side of the people and everyone agrees with them
Filthy line goblin told me to go to the "back of the line pal!"
by Tantal July 26, 2022
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BH Goblin

A character from the fictional album named The Chodessy. A goblin who loves BH and would do anything for it. Goes insane when it does not have it.

Also a way to explain that you're a great person, but with a evil twist, also means that you love bh and will do anything for it
Stev: Imma bh goblin

Maria: OK stev we know

Stev: imma bh goblin
by anonymous October 2, 2021
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Pizza Goblin

A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.
Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.

When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.
by Sors_Salutis August 8, 2021
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Goblin

Ewww look at that single mom with her two ugly looking goblins.
by Ahojq October 3, 2020
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hogs goblin

Something that is bad. Some could say hogs goblin could be defined as the worst. This definition was derived from working at KFC as it is the worst place to work.
E.g. "Working at KFC is the hogs goblin"
by Thanks for playing July 7, 2015
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Fantazynny goblin

Someone who beats ass in fantasy football and throws upper deckers in the top shelf so suffocate their opponent. Bangs your mother.
You don’t want to play Landon. I heard he’s a fantaszynny goblin. Fantazynny goblin is someone who refuses to lose.
by Ka smiteeey August 23, 2023
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