Glasses

Oh shit, hey Todd, I don't wear plastic frame glasses.

Hym "If I'm going to wear glasses it's gotta be metal frame. And always tinted. You've heard my rant about plastic right?"

by Hym Iam April 5, 2023

glass shoes

a fucking bop by fromis_9

flover:"BINGGEULBINGGEUL BINGGEUREU BINGGEUREU TOC TOC"

local: "are you ok?"
flover: "Yes because glass shoes is such a good song that my life is finally coming together 😌"

by Daddie_yves April 28, 2021

radar glasses

Seen a fool from a mile away... milk it.

This boo had her radar glasses on.

by Woodchick April 16, 2024

Glass pounder

A chick you wanna put up against the glass and pound

Holy shit dude, your moms a total glass pounder.. how happy is her marriage?

by Hunky May 24, 2025

Harry Potter glasses

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!

Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.

by Jerry’s kids January 25, 2022

Glass back

That guy who fear mongers in every comment section of someone squatting or deadlifting, saying that "you're gonna end up like Ronnie Coleman".

They think that spinal flexion == bad, because humans are obviously not biomechanically designed to pick up objects with any degree of spinal flexion.

They probably heard it from some stooge influencer or personal trainer; neither they nor he know what they're talking about.

Probably can't even pick up 225 lbs from the ground.

Wait until glass backs realize that you can actually build a strong and resilient back through squats, deads and proper load management

by Living Ass September 12, 2024

boob glasses

A dark pair of sunglasses that permits one to stare at ones boobs without the risk of getting caught

Dude, check out those Norks!!

I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.

That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016