get in the van

A fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. Get a random phone number and text "Get in the Van".

Works well on drunk people.

Bored person: Get in the van!

Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?

Bored person: Right outside your house.

Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.

by prissorsxrawks October 5, 2009

Get Schwifty

To take off one’s pants and panties, and then proceed to take a shit on the floor.

♫ Take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor. Time to get schwifty in here. ♫

by Anonymous5465113075 October 31, 2019

Getting with someone

When two people like eachother and they both have intentions of dating so they get with someone

are you ever going to try to getting with someone

by Tom herry March 31, 2019

get normal

the act of a frequent tree smoker tokin' up before doing something of importance

hey man, you wanna go get normal before school?

by thebird man May 1, 2007

get healthy

To re-up a drug supply, especially while in prison.

Tomorrow we get healthy. Get the word out.

by HotNickels March 7, 2008

Getting choir

When a female slobs on a man's Trouser Snake ...often done in the headroom..

Anonymous Person: YO Kid, I heard that Gnome gives great choir!

Gatty P: Hells yes son, I be Getting choir from that bitch all the time!

by Upstanding Pingree Student.. February 1, 2009

get the muscle

To be the recipient of sexual intercourse. The "muscle" refers to the penis.

The phrase "could get the muscle" by itself is synonymous with "is fuckable"; however, "get the muscle twice" is often used to indicate high attractiveness or physical beauty in a woman.

I guess after a couple more beers, she could get the muscle. But her friend with the fat ass; she could get the muscle twice.

by mkstyles August 9, 2006