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german house music

Noun: a nickname for a blow job

Adj: the choking sound a person makes while giving a blowjob to male with a big penis
She hates to make German house music.
by FreeOJ November 29, 2019
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German Toothbrush

Slang; referring to a threesome in sexual nature, consisting of two females and one male, where one female is penetrated anally by the male and he removes his penis and is then defecated upon. The second female is then presented a stool-covered penis, to which she orally receives (like a toothbrush)
A German Toothbrush is defined as; Roy was banging Shelly in the ass and after he took it out, she shit on his dick and then Roy had Mindy give him a BJ, eating it all.
by Riles_Silmaril April 1, 2021
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German aquarium

A German aquarium is when a dude lays on his back while a woman is squatted pissing in his mouth. Above her, is another woman pissing in her mouth, kinda like a standing, pissing human centipede. Except the coup de grace is the dude is pissing in the final standing woman's mouth. For a complete circle.
German aquariums….so hot right now.
by SmugFrog December 17, 2022
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German Cocaine

"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"

"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"
by Bengali_Pillfish June 19, 2020
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German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.
Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"
by von groovy July 17, 2024
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German kitty gun

A huge fucking machine that has a cute name but is horrifying.
American: Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?
by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020
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German Slip

Escaping to Argentina to evade the authorities.
He did the ol' German Slip, eh?
by headshotcraft April 19, 2023
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