Stumble Fisted

Out drinking, a little past a legal limit, stumbling with two drinks, one in each hand.

I was out with My girl the other night and she had so many people buying her drinks she was Stumble Fisted.

by Red & Kiki February 20, 2012

Hammer-fist / Hammer fist

Noun (hammer fist): a striking technique where the attacker's fist is clenched, and the force is applied with the side part of the hand instead of the knuckles

Verb (hammer-fist): the act of performing a hammer fist

Khabib performed a ground-and-pound, taking the other guy to the ground and hammer-fisting the shit out of him.

(Including "hammer-fist / hammer fist" in parentheses because the Urban Dictionary won't let me publish it unless it's said here and I don't feel like using that whole phrase in the example.)

by kxnakoa April 10, 2024

cherry fist

The act of fisting someone in the ass when their ass starts to bleead, thus causeing the fister's fist to look like a cherry.

Bro, i was fisting so hard last night that i had a cherry fist.

by HornyBeast6969 July 17, 2017

Cream filled fisting

Okay so pretty much, a cream filled fisting is when a man ejaculates on his fist, and then viciously fists a female until either her anus or vagina tears in half. This move is not performed very often but when it is, it is one of the most beautiful things to witness.

Jill was feeling frisky last night so I gave her a Cream filled fisting. We are currently in the hospital trying to sew her vagina back up

by My_dick_fell_off February 24, 2019

internal fist bump

The act of one person shoving their fist up another’s anus while a third person shoves their fist down the second persons throat, creating a fist bump when they connect inside the person.

That other coach pissed me off, let’s go give him an internal fist bump.

by Fishbumper725 February 25, 2023

sad fist

The act of punching an emo kid in the face.

I saw an emo kid writing bad poetry and I couldn't control my Sad Fist; it found his face like a poseur-seeking missile.

by omgmudkips August 6, 2010

fat fisting

The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.

“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”

by Brontonio October 21, 2021