Church Finger

"In church you put your finger up when you have to walk in the aisle or something like that."

"in church they used to put up their index finger if they had to excuse themselves in the middle of the service"

"index finger pointed upwards to excuse oneself during a sermon you heathen"

Because of his mexican dinner the night before, Deacon Jones made use of the church finger several times during the Pastor's sermon.

by The Affable Tre July 29, 2006

middle finger

the longest finger in your hand, when put up singly, it means Fuck You or FUck OFF, a very simple and used gesture tat every1 overuses, yet so fun, get pissed, stick the middle finger, no need for conversation, jus stick it up, and ur done

Girl: "U gave me the middle finger!"
Man: "WEll u want it up, or in ur pussy"

by a|~ J Kutz January 14, 2004

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

Chinese Finger Trap

When two guys (standing) are double teaming a midget (one in the mouth, one in the ass) and the midget is suspended on the two cocks without touching the ground at all. Then the midget bites down on the dick and clenches her ass cheeks so the two guys are stuck in her.

"Fuck this midget has us in a Chinese Finger Trap!"

by SIXTY6 May 14, 2010

yellow finger

Nicotine buildup from a chain smokers who do not wash their hands once they have smoked.

Have you seen Joe’s yellow fingers on his right hand? Yes, Joe is a chain smoker. The yellow is due to the nicotine from the smoke. That’s why we call him Yellow Finger Joe.

by Don Canright July 20, 2008

Finger Painting

v; To finger a girl, and then proceed to spread the juices on her body, preferably face, so that you can make some kinky work of art.

mike, acon, rich

Dude, i totally gave my girlfriend a finger painting last night!
Really? What'd you draw?
I put a sunshine on her face and then she blew me.
Thats what i call art appreciation.

by novalax715 December 25, 2008

disco finger

The act of dancing with one finger (generally the index finger) extended. Can be done with one or both hands.

Disco finger has existed as long as mankind; in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics we see the pharaohs, digits extended in exaltation of what can only be described as the precursors of pop.

The are many variations on the current disco finger--arm-pumping, twirling, the doorbell--and possible adaptations are still being discovered to this day.

While the rest of the crowd engaged in the ubiquitous "rock fist," Benway stood out from the crowd with his enthusiastic disco finger, thus showing his appreciation of the music.

by Disco Finger October 1, 2007