T.A.R.F.U.

Things Are Really Fucked Up

See Also: fubar,snafu,bohica

Yesterday the fax was fubar, but man what a tarfu we have today...

by Byteme97 October 13, 2003

t/a/f

This is a rating system used for girl’s looks.

T stands for tits. given by a number out of 10.

A stands for ass. also given by a number out of 10.

F stands for face which is given by a letter grading.

Highest possible rating would be 1010A+
Lowest rating would be 00F-

Dude she’s a 19A.

You’re using the t/a/f method. Yea, she’s flat but has nice ass and a cute face.

by leinerweiner June 29, 2020

P.F Chang's

A middle tier restaurant serving Americanized Chinese food that has long lost its roots. Frequented mostly by homies and diners looking out for a quick bite, although is being marketed as something of a fancy place, with Cordials and candles. In other words, a complete mess of a business model that is extremely inefficient in its operation and is only sustained through its rapid growth. A venture not to be invested in.

"Wanna go to P.F Chang's tonight dear?"
"Nah. I'd rather eat cat turds out of the litter box."

by kalkalasch September 1, 2006

R.F.I.

R.F.I. stands for "Real Fucked Up"...

Yes, we know its not R.F.U...That's how fucked up it is!!

When you have a situation that is sooo fucked up, even the acronym has to follow suit, it's R.F.I.

Dude, I can't believe Paul did that to us AGAIN!! That's R.F.I.!!

by YOtts March 11, 2009

H.O.F.N.R.

Hard on for no reason, getting happy in the pants without stimulation

"I was sitting in class when I got a massive HOFNR

by Joe Beals May 13, 2005

N A F T A

it is an acronym for: 'Nother Afternoon Fucking That Ass

Jack:"Jill are you ready for N A F T A?"
Jill: "What's that?"
Jack:'Nother afternoon fuckin that ass!

by aliak January 10, 2008

four f club

A male who likes to
Find 'em
Fool 'em
Fuck 'em
Forget 'em
A single dude who loves em and leaves women for kicks.

The title of a song by punk rock scum bags The Mentors

Natasha thought that Adam would be good boyfriend, little did

she know that he was a four f club member to the core.

by Baby Gorilla May 30, 2006