Escaro is a last name most common in Spanish and Filipino cultures. They are always late and easy going, but rich and can travel wherever they want, whenever they want. However there has never been an escaro that has grown past the height of 5’9, and the chances are extremely low that there ever will be. The offspring of the Oldest Escaro child will always be Incredibly handsome, however only the oldest siblings spawn will be this immaculate. They are not exactly picky eaters, but they are rarely open to trying new foods. They have the worst most generic Asian haircuts, and very straight hair, or none at all. Fortunately for them, they make up for it with the size of their dicks. Massive, even the toddlers of the family have impressive sizes. Their scrotums are super round and large, and the shaft itself is significantly darker than their skin color. The Escaro’s are extremely athletic, and never give up in a sport. Surprisingly, in a real life situation they will almost always not be willing to even try if they find it just a tad bit hard. If an Escaro male gets a boner, it will only go away in minimum of an hour. If you slap the rear end of any Escaro, you will have the most glorious butt spanking experience of your entire life. All Escaro’s have massive feet, and are either cut like a Greek god, or have nothing at all. In the end, Escaro’s are great to have as companions, but there is a big chance that they will stab you in the back with no remorse and betray you.
The Escaro’s are late again!
The Escaro’s are so charming!!
Why are the Escaro’s Cocks so massive?!?
Why are all the Escaro’s haircuts so ass?
The Escaro’s are so charming!!
Why are the Escaro’s Cocks so massive?!?
Why are all the Escaro’s haircuts so ass?
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He is most notable for his contributions to the “Holy Trap” genre with his EP “ＡＲＣＨＩＴＥＣＴＵＲＥ”, featuring KLNV (Night Lovell), greg, EPVR(Benjamin), Falco, and the 0% boys. He was a member of a few groups of producers, MIZUSTATION and 0% boys. He has also worked with other noteworthy producers such as Misogi, Lil Netzero, and Fifty Grand. After a long hiatus, he returned in 2017 on a new account titled shieldLess. As of 2019, he remains inactive as a producer and now focuses on his clothing brand and his new project Edward Skeletrix.
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